I'm going to start the Church of the Cautiously Observant.

See, we believe that the Almighty is:

A) Real.
B) Omnipotent, Omnipresent, Omniscient.
C) Up to something, possibly no good.

It is, therefore, our mission and goal to continually be on the lookout for Divine Mischief, as this could be happening at literally any time or place. If we are actively keeping an eye out, the potential for Divine Mischief diminishes, and we make the world a safer place. But we MUST be vigilant! Our adherents must spread to all corners of the globe, have eyes in every den and back alley, and they must never cease moving or watching. We must traverse plains, forge our way through jungles, climb mountains, seek crumbling vacant buildings.

We must have members of all faiths, for all deities are equally Mischievous, and must be watching accordingly on their own terms. We do not profess to know the identity of the Creator; indeed, the fact that his name, face, and motives remain obscured serves only as further proof of his potential for Deviousness. We further acknowledge that some pantheons include Gods of Mischief, and, again, extend open arms to any with such knowledge. But most of all, we invite those to whom the miraculous has never shown itself, for it is them especially whom the Divine Mischief chiefly avoids; their active presence can only aid our cause.

Cast your accusing eyes heavenward and join us today!