names

so, what's up with people randomly changing their facebook names recently? premature midlife crises, or did they just now learn that you can change your name to anything you want (as long as it isn't lucifer)? i'm not talking about nicknames, i'm talking about someone who is not a newlywed just having a completely different last name. i have to go looking at our mutual friends to figure out who the fuck this apparently random person is, showing up and being all up in mah shee-it.

i've also found myself randomly friended to a few groups which i did not click a 'like' button for. i'm not sure how this has occured, that MMAFan.com and the Cowboy Lifestyle Network (i shit you not) have both wormed their way into my newsfeed. perhaps it is related to the strange phenomenon of all my black friends being constantly tagged in pictures of fly-ass sneakers. i don't get it. i don't get it. i unfriended both of them.

i considered that maybe someone got my password, so i changed it to something i haven't used since i was 8. then i immediately changed it again to something completely different. take that, phantom hacker.